: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
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