You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
Do vagina's smell?
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
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I spent all night sexting your girlfriend for you because you were too drunk. You're welcome.
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
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well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
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