Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
I'm drunk and I have your birth certificate
DUDE. HOLY FUCK MY PRINCIPAL WAS JUST MY UBER DRIVER. I AM LITERALLY TRAUMATIZED. ANS DRUNK. HOLY FUCK OMG
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
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