Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
Are you alive?
I googled "I don't want to vomit anymore," and "how to rip out your uvula," at 9 am this morning, but I'm still here. Uvula and all.
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
things i am: 1) still drunk 2) still wearing my leopard onesie 3) still gonna make my 9am lecture despite the odds CAN I GET A HIGH FIVE
Randomize
