so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
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