Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
Got free coffee because I told the guy at starbucks the pleats in his khaki pants made his cock look big.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
I would ride that face into the sunset
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
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