i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
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what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
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I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
Hey this is your roommate. You know the one that let you have sex with her while you called out your exs name and cried?
I have no recollection of that. You must have the wrong number. P.s. your thongs still on the ceiling fan.
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