wake up i wanna do it froggy style
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
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Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
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NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
Speaking of which.. there's underwear in my backseat and Arby's cheese sauce on my door handle. So much for my new Volvo bringing out my classy side.
Woke up, bank account is empty. Sock is still full of blood. Nothing in my pockets but a wireless mic and jenga pieces.
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
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