So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
what day is it and did you see me today?
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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