Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
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You were on the drunk bus swinging around on the pole when you decided you were hungry, so you pulled half a bagel out of your pants and ate it. Everyone stared at you, dumbfounded as to where it came from, and cheered
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
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Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
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