who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
then my best friend's brother, boyfriend, and future bro in law showed up at the bar. they asked who i was there with. didn't know if "a 40 year old man" or "my 5th grade teacher" was better answer.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
He caught me shoving meatballs into my mouth using my hand. Fuck utensils. It’s Christmas...and this is why I’m single.
They are good meatballs.
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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