My nipple is on Facebook.
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
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I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
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A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
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