I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
If I die it's either cuz I undercooked my burger or because I used questionable cheese. I have no pants on, so if there's a wellness check, you go in first.
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
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