Too much gin, very little bucket
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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