Awkward medical moment of the day: A very obese girl with a disorder that literally makes her hit herself punched herself in the face. Literally. While screaming 'MCDONALDS MONEY'. Right. Beside. Me.
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
Come over and play the Jeter 3000 drinking game. You drink if the commentators say "captain" or "3000". I'll drink if they say "overrated" or "past his prime".
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
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I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
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So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
Who breaks their ankle the day before a beach wedding? This guy. Maybe this is karma for fucking someone's wife? Idk.
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
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