I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
But theres a keg here and me gusta
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
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