operation have a gay friend backfired
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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