Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
I shamewalked barefoot this morning and the Dos Equis delivery guy judged the shit out of me.
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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