I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
i'm returning your mother's day gift to finance my alcoholism over the next week.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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