dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
My friend's 9-year-old son just informed me that for a cop station, you can't use a shotgun; you have to use a machine gun. Thank you, Grand Theft Auto, for single-handedly corrupting our youth.
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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