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(617): View more from Massachusetts

is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?

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(618): View more from Illinois

its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.

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(302): View more from Delaware

Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...

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(208): View more from Idaho

I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.

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(904): View more from Florida

we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"

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(319): View more from Iowa

I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.

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(519): View more from Ontario

I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.

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