i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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