he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
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The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
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my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
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