how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
3am cut off hipster s***'s afro on porch. Opened champagne. Felt like delilah cutting off samson's hair. Then shower & anal. So I guess his powers are intact.
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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