then he goes, "ok, i have to go talk to the girl i'm semi-talking to/dating and see if i'm in trouble" WHAT IS MY LIFE?!
I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
FYI... At my funeral, it will be your job to throw yourself dramatically onto my casket.
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
Randomize
