ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
So yeah, don't be alarmed when you come home after work to find me eating cookie dough out of a margarita glass with a knife and watching The Little Mermaid. It's been one of those days.
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
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