so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
Where are you guys?
Drunk
Randomize
