You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
Do you remember when I jumped into your arms and you farted?
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
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