why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
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Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
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Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
The notification you get from snapchat that someone took a screenie is like a formal declaration of blackmail.
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
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