I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
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i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
Attn every girl I've slept with in the past 26 years of my life. One of you cunts gave me herpes. This is the 4th of 5 group MMS. That's right. It's in the 50s. There are two girls I don't have #s for. One was on a cruise and the other was a prostitute in Amsterdam. So which of you has herpes?
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
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Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
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