All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
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The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
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are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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