I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
I sat down with you and helped you write your will last night. I was THAT convinced that you weren't waking up.
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
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