your room smells of hookers.
And success
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
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