yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
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There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
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I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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