weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
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Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
At the end of the date, he asked if he could kiss me. I really wanted to say "dude, I didn't shave for nothing"
Worse: texted mom-in-law by mistake that I sharted.
Worser: she offered to clean me up
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
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I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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