my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
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Green mimosas i think yes
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
I know, it's just the worst. Also, security almost took the burrito I brought for lunch. I thought I was going to have to pull a Liz Lemon and eat the whole thing before I could go through.
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
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You grabbed my arm, said "I need you" in a very concerned voice and dragged me to the other room where you were blasting Evolution of Beyoncé.
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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