Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
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I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
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He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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