Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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