Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
I should start printing out disclaimer handouts and passing them out to people saying, "I can not be held responsible for anything I say or do this evening."
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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