Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
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