mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch buck Rodgers in Tuesday.
Jesus Christ you're perfect.
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
So as you were leaving, you leaned on the table too much and 3 glasses slid and fell to the floor. You then looked at me and said "To be honest, glass isnt that expensive anyways" and stumbled out of the bar.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
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