He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
Someone said we're out of ice. You collapsed on the spot and started sobbing, saying 'but where will all the polar bears live". That drunk.
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he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
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So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
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