there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
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I am trying to think of a way to tell him about thanksgiving and the following weekend in a way that makes me sound funny and exciting and not like an alcoholic
Dude, sorry for live texting you my binge drinking. If you'd like me to do the same for my hangover, I can share that I just had to sit down while q-tipping my ears.
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
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I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
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