I'm drinking while my friends build sand castles, now I know how my dad used to feel
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
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