At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
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my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
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We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
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