Life is so much better after having sex.
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
Pretty sure I just had sex with the black kid who grew up in a car from "angels in the outfield"
How come I never meet celebrities?
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Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
Just face planted the stairs. Apparently Santa brought an extra step while I was at the bar... Fucking dick
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
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Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
That’s quite a spread
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