i think my tv is drunk
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
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last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
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when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
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