If you die in college, do you die in real life?
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
I honestly don't understand how your night went from singing a touching rendition of Africa to an angry political rant to low key trying to find a frat boy to bang to doing dishes to yoga
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
I'm just going to use my debit card. I feel bad buying pizza with the money I stole from my roommate...so I'm going to put it in my piggy bank.
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