I feel like death. Did you die last night?
Nope. Ready for round 2. Fiesta!
unreal. Greatest comeback since Jesus
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Okay, guy from work I want to fuck just told me he liked the font on my PowerPoint presentation. It is so on.
Make me proud, climb that corporate ladder.
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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