see... this is why i put birth control in all my friends drinks
wait.... you do what?
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
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She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
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Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
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