What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
I don't want my vagina anymore.
I can feel your judgement through the phone
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
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