Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
I need to just get drunk and eat a pot pie.
Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
OPIZZABONMYDICK
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
Randomize
